My girlfriend called me on the phone and said, "Come on over, there's nobody home."
I went over, nobody was home.
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I went over, nobody was home.
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Will never hesitate to reblog this, over and over again!
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“What’s that? You’re gonna throw a ball at me? HELL TO THE NO, bring it, just bring it. I own this shit.”
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Oh, the capped life ! How I hate you ! But don’t fret. In 2 days you shall begone ! =)
Hahahhaahahhahahahahahahahhaaaaaaaaa
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69% of people are too embarrassed to reblog this
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